tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30833670771656071082024-03-05T00:28:08.295-07:00Mobile UploadsA site dedicated to preserving the strikingly out of the ordinary, captured with a camera phone.Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.comBlogger102125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-80267321226391837832011-03-10T12:11:00.005-07:002011-03-10T14:24:51.102-07:00HELLO AGAIN/GOODBYE<div style="text-align: center;">Hi. Remember me?<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6y2Mh_uNjJu1ncxOh1Fx53maNwhYlG-GaizTzHCqqHEZf3GMxpoHSrq1CmzgZharWQyOg7JTzKoXHcC2LztY1qG8Ptxf3sNhOSNSgPaNOoeCr7VPAdcTRfdwLc5RWhyphenhyphentPR0v0KlFFvPU/s1600/mpu138.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6y2Mh_uNjJu1ncxOh1Fx53maNwhYlG-GaizTzHCqqHEZf3GMxpoHSrq1CmzgZharWQyOg7JTzKoXHcC2LztY1qG8Ptxf3sNhOSNSgPaNOoeCr7VPAdcTRfdwLc5RWhyphenhyphentPR0v0KlFFvPU/s320/mpu138.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5582563438145989890" border="0" /></a>I used to post pictures here. Well, I'm back. Sort of. <a href="http://mobileuploadsblog.com/">Mobile Uploads</a> has a new address.<br /><br />Why don't you all join me over at <a href="http://mobileuploadsblog.com/">Mobileuploadsblog.com</a> and we'll have us some laughs?<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-72448849067797750762009-10-10T02:33:00.003-06:002010-09-21T14:38:29.208-06:00THE BIG DAY!!!!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi96etgPw10JqbzHxzxnl-1CeA7iKKhGiZj18O1FSDb_Q6uOkDoQSwVOxfmIyIrYxghvaNhwB4PFDiuBUQINaSBWIvJkCHl1baom0bbgfPjuOD2ukhWa-pJZGDjaW7TkO1oVYbI_vDgOv0/s1600-h/025.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi96etgPw10JqbzHxzxnl-1CeA7iKKhGiZj18O1FSDb_Q6uOkDoQSwVOxfmIyIrYxghvaNhwB4PFDiuBUQINaSBWIvJkCHl1baom0bbgfPjuOD2ukhWa-pJZGDjaW7TkO1oVYbI_vDgOv0/s400/025.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390886883350761410" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">The big day has come and gone. We're back from out honeymoon, and I have a thoussand pictures that I was too busy to post before. <br /><br />Mobile Uploads is back in business!<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-29732018189290348362009-07-20T16:48:00.003-06:002010-09-21T14:38:11.287-06:00SO... CAN I GET MY BALL?<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjt37fBvhR6XQlHMiGul2y9HvOVleyahHfs0wMDSSvh6fOOrG7U_g6GgBwNAH1Fa_IAw4h1R6mO51O2bmpvCiBNQdRxg4fg0TKcYdZZDrn9aX-VzXPLH6_exW8w_qvEUelgq58WVvw1dSA/s1600-h/mpu166.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjt37fBvhR6XQlHMiGul2y9HvOVleyahHfs0wMDSSvh6fOOrG7U_g6GgBwNAH1Fa_IAw4h1R6mO51O2bmpvCiBNQdRxg4fg0TKcYdZZDrn9aX-VzXPLH6_exW8w_qvEUelgq58WVvw1dSA/s400/mpu166.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360678063956863618" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Found on the boundary of the Sundre golf course. From my personal experience with the town of Sundre, I'm guessing trespassers are shot on sight.<br /><br />Thank you to <a href="http://www.dodgycurry.blogspot.com/">Ren</a> for losing his ball in the field.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-87540159178434562742009-07-20T16:39:00.003-06:002010-09-21T14:37:27.389-06:00WORST DIET EVER<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIbBg1AHsqKdnhXWWgvGRW_CvEuzDA0U9BrdsBKmgugQDFjcYOYXLo88bYvPiGs3aA9jdsL94pDbBNj76iPIlvACsxUubxE8gB3ENG1KGmp5-PX0iKcDaX4fZIHLOV_onZXuW9B65jqCs/s1600-h/mpu165.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIbBg1AHsqKdnhXWWgvGRW_CvEuzDA0U9BrdsBKmgugQDFjcYOYXLo88bYvPiGs3aA9jdsL94pDbBNj76iPIlvACsxUubxE8gB3ENG1KGmp5-PX0iKcDaX4fZIHLOV_onZXuW9B65jqCs/s400/mpu165.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360675797323719282" border="0" /></a><br /><br />What you can see: Exercise equipment in a store front.<br />What you cannot see: The wording on the sign above - "Zack's Pizza Parlor".<br /><br />*I almost want to break down and add the picture I took with my real camera. In order to protect the integrity of the "camera phone photos only" rule, visit <a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/photo.php?pid=2701416&id=650351849">this link</a>.<br /><br /><br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-7711803149384824952009-07-20T16:33:00.004-06:002010-09-21T14:36:48.903-06:00THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE28LPbSA77vyhn-YikKycTn0EfYYbPIRfo-oWYWwRteg0XQOEhw8EIP4xXMG9nfyuu1xwjgnCEiJSG81IXmisGZHrOud2G49_hhfO-ex0EH0QZRGg9vl7Zm2DAGNWOX8I3wvI6a3MOvk/s1600-h/mpu164.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE28LPbSA77vyhn-YikKycTn0EfYYbPIRfo-oWYWwRteg0XQOEhw8EIP4xXMG9nfyuu1xwjgnCEiJSG81IXmisGZHrOud2G49_hhfO-ex0EH0QZRGg9vl7Zm2DAGNWOX8I3wvI6a3MOvk/s400/mpu164.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360674200465221746" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Ugh. The Calgary Stampede. Everyone whores themselves out to it.<br />(Go to this site. I dare you.)<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-36336049477054989702009-07-20T16:26:00.004-06:002010-09-21T14:36:19.713-06:00AT LEAST THE WINGS ARE CUTE<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPqJJMcJ4kDJjk5qjoIxwunQ-bzVRqabjjSIR-lDE6XfLn4tPyBcajZzPfuHThSWXXvdXH5ddP2R88mVaUSuvBsKg4GCap5W7HROtU-TSaKsDYl7YqVVgkRI1BkICUjNej39BnjH6PhAI/s1600-h/mpu163.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPqJJMcJ4kDJjk5qjoIxwunQ-bzVRqabjjSIR-lDE6XfLn4tPyBcajZzPfuHThSWXXvdXH5ddP2R88mVaUSuvBsKg4GCap5W7HROtU-TSaKsDYl7YqVVgkRI1BkICUjNej39BnjH6PhAI/s400/mpu163.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360673129798781906" border="0" /></a><br />Because life isn't hard enough for geeky little kids.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-34327494209791763702009-06-11T12:52:00.003-06:002010-09-21T14:34:41.859-06:00NEW DRIVER<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh14nHbRlH7_2S0M7KECN7fL3xzfNR_Hc0EFy9wE6Ve_VjszUdqMjnpiGwcFdzIAga_BKhBZazyZUmFiIzGECC5lZBtqGKS25-laHq1FvxKQvWxH_O05IYq6mBTsoy5WZtip12alhgz6bk/s1600-h/mpu162.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh14nHbRlH7_2S0M7KECN7fL3xzfNR_Hc0EFy9wE6Ve_VjszUdqMjnpiGwcFdzIAga_BKhBZazyZUmFiIzGECC5lZBtqGKS25-laHq1FvxKQvWxH_O05IYq6mBTsoy5WZtip12alhgz6bk/s400/mpu162.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346145062447941138" border="0" /></a><br />Thanks for telling us, but really, we'd prefer if you didn't block half your rear window with the announcement. I know you're new and all, but you do need to SEE out of it.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-23731655455250440372009-06-11T12:44:00.003-06:002010-09-21T14:34:11.229-06:00WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic2ZXtKzQsz24OOdFTd1yusTthZTk5uKnPSCvKALR9jziAbFSldEF8d6_27JjvDyzlLt0eD1naq7hcCXVo3YApTr25euuy7A43FLtEAmHmCR_EHIZGRb3gSzHZdFxcKJJuH3fQwNd6IJU/s1600-h/mpu161.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic2ZXtKzQsz24OOdFTd1yusTthZTk5uKnPSCvKALR9jziAbFSldEF8d6_27JjvDyzlLt0eD1naq7hcCXVo3YApTr25euuy7A43FLtEAmHmCR_EHIZGRb3gSzHZdFxcKJJuH3fQwNd6IJU/s400/mpu161.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346142858169198402" border="0" /></a>I have found several untold terrors (like the <a href="http://mobiluploads.blogspot.com/2008/10/tea-party.html/">winky cup</a>) at the <a href="http://www.curiouscatantiquesmall.com/">Curious Cat Antique Mall</a>, but this, THIS is just beyond comprehension. I hate it.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-62975624806905713422009-06-11T12:42:00.002-06:002010-09-21T14:33:45.084-06:00HOW'S MY DRIVING?<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmidFUqLObHw4jd4BjMxI9RSsVUMDBnxJgf1nqrr4fAfPWLpLbl08EspTr2AI8uqdd6jshqFFTMa2uGywX3gxEdStsHmELi8dcC5VkBkkEB1OYREWCR11Xt9pZW-7ZHDFwHPxmpgrvR8Y/s1600-h/mpu160.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmidFUqLObHw4jd4BjMxI9RSsVUMDBnxJgf1nqrr4fAfPWLpLbl08EspTr2AI8uqdd6jshqFFTMa2uGywX3gxEdStsHmELi8dcC5VkBkkEB1OYREWCR11Xt9pZW-7ZHDFwHPxmpgrvR8Y/s400/mpu160.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346142332925430306" border="0" /></a><br />Probably pretty terrible if you have scratched off the phone number one would call to report you.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-3098531631657109382009-06-11T12:35:00.004-06:002010-09-21T14:32:58.929-06:00WULFRENICE<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdo_R5tuAfySfNelSkw3_rZGpX-tdy5pGZceTfzNxXDrjaYpsSqfJEKFMmNTa-7O-upUHegx-56h70IoI5vAx6d_DMM9kd7aQGg4Y2RFYVOq6hEUFBR0JIX3rzDdWenr-8DOCaeaNwDVo/s1600-h/mpu158.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdo_R5tuAfySfNelSkw3_rZGpX-tdy5pGZceTfzNxXDrjaYpsSqfJEKFMmNTa-7O-upUHegx-56h70IoI5vAx6d_DMM9kd7aQGg4Y2RFYVOq6hEUFBR0JIX3rzDdWenr-8DOCaeaNwDVo/s400/mpu158.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346140693326022226" border="0" /></a><br />What could be more terrifying than the package of a chocolate "Magic Elf"?<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBH9HJJjrB75iRwbV2Ouz5mlgtIQKMn57ni0JPSIEB1Ryz8HgF3T3KQPwk0FcoMmyYqe5usngGCReOmmi60eLAgpOxpJxSRSzR-D9uRXOm1BJHCOIKmyVq3vPSq0XeJcFglxFXlBChzy4/s1600-h/mpu157.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBH9HJJjrB75iRwbV2Ouz5mlgtIQKMn57ni0JPSIEB1Ryz8HgF3T3KQPwk0FcoMmyYqe5usngGCReOmmi60eLAgpOxpJxSRSzR-D9uRXOm1BJHCOIKmyVq3vPSq0XeJcFglxFXlBChzy4/s400/mpu157.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346141289988270530" border="0" /></a><br />How about what's inside the package. A warty elf thing smiling creepily at you. I almost couldn't eat it from terror. Almost. But it <span style="font-style: italic;">was</span> chocolate.<br /><br /><br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-91247771097349116292009-06-11T12:32:00.002-06:002010-09-21T14:32:18.589-06:00DESPERATION<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju6-F0DArLOK3hQ8_R0bsPoJ6Fzx-8UOuHERb9nwMYBzJ6DPqW_-DuHNH_V0oUX365gQ87UxFAAyBEr8wSFWmRIhzLyW1RSsyZJqzRcxOlGJiE5Pflm0fOFmUVYTXh8BL6APYbalvsUF0/s1600-h/mpu156.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju6-F0DArLOK3hQ8_R0bsPoJ6Fzx-8UOuHERb9nwMYBzJ6DPqW_-DuHNH_V0oUX365gQ87UxFAAyBEr8wSFWmRIhzLyW1RSsyZJqzRcxOlGJiE5Pflm0fOFmUVYTXh8BL6APYbalvsUF0/s400/mpu156.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346139937243541410" border="0" /> </a><br />Yes. I'm sure there is nothing more delicious than lobster in Saskatchewan.<br /><br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-67972023677390601182009-06-11T12:26:00.004-06:002010-09-21T14:31:39.302-06:00NO!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6cOpozI0s96ZKZY7e8N7CY06TFTYb2RPmmPzv9IpbJcmwXmO9oVrlJelz6K7hskMbzAdvvxFU1X2UV-fljc8sngeL6qqUHyxO6TQSYo1w1NMHSJhKg-JO5NljXlXapeizoJPJpdOdIs4/s1600-h/mpu155.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6cOpozI0s96ZKZY7e8N7CY06TFTYb2RPmmPzv9IpbJcmwXmO9oVrlJelz6K7hskMbzAdvvxFU1X2UV-fljc8sngeL6qqUHyxO6TQSYo1w1NMHSJhKg-JO5NljXlXapeizoJPJpdOdIs4/s400/mpu155.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346138374359013874" border="0" /></a><br />We stopped here for gas on our way to lovely Swift Current, Saskatchewan. There were in fact public washrooms (which <a href="http://www.dodgycurry.blogspot.com/">Ren</a> used and found wanting), there were no kids or teenagers, with or without parents.<br /><br />If you look closely, you will see that somehow the proprietor managed to screw up the quotation marks (and no I don't mean by misusing them) by somehow managing to make the first one the infamous "69".<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-71255204894770429932009-06-11T12:25:00.003-06:002010-09-21T14:30:47.628-06:00HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlblcpn_MX0vb9tl-dfTdBbGIxp-TBb_toBV36ORWPxggyfKYcrDSMzNK-fg-gEWhw81HvKIiN2MZMGSj8iilKDZ6DXvQ-i12CMAxk9imGHeOm1z7f-zRSle0qI_wwt36EWFbCGpS1bYU/s1600-h/mpu154.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlblcpn_MX0vb9tl-dfTdBbGIxp-TBb_toBV36ORWPxggyfKYcrDSMzNK-fg-gEWhw81HvKIiN2MZMGSj8iilKDZ6DXvQ-i12CMAxk9imGHeOm1z7f-zRSle0qI_wwt36EWFbCGpS1bYU/s400/mpu154.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346137998425874018" border="0" /></a><br />What mother wouldn't be overjoyed by the thought of a piglet on a spit for Mother's Day?<br /><br />I bet Mother Mck was very appreciative. Thanks, C McK!<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-11432002237026943562009-06-11T12:09:00.003-06:002010-09-21T14:30:06.926-06:00DANGER DUE TO: FAB - U - LOUS<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgPVsi3WDnl764jcQf8MQSWRznn8Ru_Re_beLwBBuKvjy3k346zSNOUI-Rdjnc7G3hlb5PtCiKejcpGqFLtzzGGdPivHHVflUGwRSt8E5pL2Ua58z9fjD52hIoSXBqnntkHBYMgqVA-b0/s1600-h/mpu153.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgPVsi3WDnl764jcQf8MQSWRznn8Ru_Re_beLwBBuKvjy3k346zSNOUI-Rdjnc7G3hlb5PtCiKejcpGqFLtzzGGdPivHHVflUGwRSt8E5pL2Ua58z9fjD52hIoSXBqnntkHBYMgqVA-b0/s400/mpu153.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346134468571478066" border="0" /></a><br />This is my first reader submitted photo to come to me. Well, from a reader that I don't know. Thank you Anonymous Submitter, who ever you are.<br /><br />Men working doesn't really seem like a reason for danger, but GAY men working, well, that's a different story. I picture Miss J, <span style="font-size:100%;">Nolé Marin</span>, and Jay Manuel wearing hard hats directing everyone to be FIERCE.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-44561631107533106892009-04-17T10:25:00.002-06:002010-09-21T14:29:01.650-06:004EVRR29<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzZ0mBbQ6-ZT50Je4j7yMc2RtZ8-kX6zeDlaLp2q7CESHsAugkXZqIwa6NLPtUfJOQuacyY_1gc-V2SnaXJiO27SBi9a24SxTK4B5DwOmIxp4kqUnXOKO8zO7HRyLfsaiwyIzYIq-BEUM/s1600-h/mpu146.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzZ0mBbQ6-ZT50Je4j7yMc2RtZ8-kX6zeDlaLp2q7CESHsAugkXZqIwa6NLPtUfJOQuacyY_1gc-V2SnaXJiO27SBi9a24SxTK4B5DwOmIxp4kqUnXOKO8zO7HRyLfsaiwyIzYIq-BEUM/s400/mpu146.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323111405559867026" border="0" /></a><br />And apparently forever illiterate. I don't know if you can tell from the picture, but these two are <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">OLD</span></span>.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-43907013441177098702009-04-17T10:20:00.003-06:002010-09-21T14:28:21.645-06:00FREE STUFF<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEPDRQu98IU4ZnHBtm2sQe_WuE8EUfjxGYCwMXPqECrFYqXLp3vD6nn2s1HAYPSojU8cKf65o8SL_u8BZ0pclJwIHt4XL6E6XM7GPHumClEFoKVunGJQi4VwZK62dyEa9w2OJYVP3iRrc/s1600-h/mpu147.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEPDRQu98IU4ZnHBtm2sQe_WuE8EUfjxGYCwMXPqECrFYqXLp3vD6nn2s1HAYPSojU8cKf65o8SL_u8BZ0pclJwIHt4XL6E6XM7GPHumClEFoKVunGJQi4VwZK62dyEa9w2OJYVP3iRrc/s400/mpu147.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325696207367314514" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Wow. A free washing machine. That's not going last long,<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-23660622760755728522009-04-11T23:01:00.003-06:002010-09-21T14:28:01.879-06:00BIG NEWS!!!!!!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGA0mEbG3aA0OSeH9lCi3v7vUC4o56XtkdJjQHevOiv5Aj7Sc2sSrXuuDY_HIsqgCmHmN3ZKVcf_tPizzxBlHbzRc1brhskkMvaOzS53wV-njwJPbW0vZFZaG0qfB90DrvYgUMW10u_h8/s1600-h/017.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGA0mEbG3aA0OSeH9lCi3v7vUC4o56XtkdJjQHevOiv5Aj7Sc2sSrXuuDY_HIsqgCmHmN3ZKVcf_tPizzxBlHbzRc1brhskkMvaOzS53wV-njwJPbW0vZFZaG0qfB90DrvYgUMW10u_h8/s400/017.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323666146426428098" border="0" /></a><br />Yes, friends, as of tonight, I am engaged. Sorry it's not strikingly out of the ordinary, but it's too exciting not to share.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-19885755775102864602009-04-03T20:50:00.002-06:002010-09-21T14:26:42.343-06:00IN CASE OF EMERGENCY...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW6U6eMILuOJo29BTWd7ODEJlRS9bsjclfpykUT8-PvYxRM05myKOrrXm99VIOeRPiOxcM21cl3Wu5crTwmwsFEhySxJsNe75VbtONJje_Uz1rMTkVdgSv_Wv5_-CAUN8XQJVNqG0GC7Y/s1600-h/mpu149.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW6U6eMILuOJo29BTWd7ODEJlRS9bsjclfpykUT8-PvYxRM05myKOrrXm99VIOeRPiOxcM21cl3Wu5crTwmwsFEhySxJsNe75VbtONJje_Uz1rMTkVdgSv_Wv5_-CAUN8XQJVNqG0GC7Y/s400/mpu149.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320663175549489586" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">...You will die. At least they left the instructions behind.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-84722386236969786452009-04-03T20:46:00.003-06:002010-09-21T14:26:14.226-06:00APRIL FOOLS?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAYAFGaC_T6gC6jyhyRUaA0vcAXi5dax6T7XPswQEDlkAB-E9ZHgdoesUvVlF7HTZOlhyzFVPvof5mldMRV8mA_CJ3ZFuAFJJFkKJWDS0PJn6mYPUYSIeLkQVDUhoXdh9Jfn0Wj3doSVo/s1600-h/mpu148.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAYAFGaC_T6gC6jyhyRUaA0vcAXi5dax6T7XPswQEDlkAB-E9ZHgdoesUvVlF7HTZOlhyzFVPvof5mldMRV8mA_CJ3ZFuAFJJFkKJWDS0PJn6mYPUYSIeLkQVDUhoXdh9Jfn0Wj3doSVo/s400/mpu148.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320662352584785618" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">How?<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-67727849509701475852009-04-03T20:42:00.002-06:002010-09-21T14:25:49.091-06:00EW<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtnstrakSmXMKo9faH-ZtUIIARidaKlMU8Fp4ASLCqF5a9MCO78q8_IZoO7q60PWt5S9sPD4tByKxfKdUPNk2e_Fbpbtf1468NgeDg_KZ79hlfZ1G-uD1gkDXQzlzUg5IK13Xj05orgCo/s1600-h/mpu145.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtnstrakSmXMKo9faH-ZtUIIARidaKlMU8Fp4ASLCqF5a9MCO78q8_IZoO7q60PWt5S9sPD4tByKxfKdUPNk2e_Fbpbtf1468NgeDg_KZ79hlfZ1G-uD1gkDXQzlzUg5IK13Xj05orgCo/s400/mpu145.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320661834940369282" border="0" /></a><br /><br />They probably only needed one sign or the other.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-11161614460453577992009-04-03T20:40:00.002-06:002010-09-21T14:25:26.480-06:00EUPHORIA<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizoHdsNPbmJgs-SzK3huhL3HvNkmeFUW1d1C-yWV8wwdrSb94tY0CwB-ZYfkTAC17AhYogY-MMLDQXPpnru_hjr609YwRKg_xO03lD8Qj7cmzm7W-XXp2AAU1-FoKv4PF8BT46EsQ9mDc/s1600-h/mpu143.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizoHdsNPbmJgs-SzK3huhL3HvNkmeFUW1d1C-yWV8wwdrSb94tY0CwB-ZYfkTAC17AhYogY-MMLDQXPpnru_hjr609YwRKg_xO03lD8Qj7cmzm7W-XXp2AAU1-FoKv4PF8BT46EsQ9mDc/s400/mpu143.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320660610641279650" border="0" /></a><br />There's nothing like hot nuts sent anonymously through inter-office mail.<br /><br />Thank you, My Cousin Sarah.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-2226490407993484392009-04-03T20:30:00.003-06:002010-09-21T14:24:48.630-06:00BABY PRESS<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0JuOnWAfrxA2WTF4mtzPj_C6uxDGaF5ME4DMW7KSRYQEGH6WwVAEwE3HPuuoyINP5k-5HBahqIGxd04EAIZc5R4WTG2ZMYs1jHnOQuGznEe0rI7fEzCl0qPL32rAYIhRjVI7WOGP76A8/s1600-h/mpu141.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0JuOnWAfrxA2WTF4mtzPj_C6uxDGaF5ME4DMW7KSRYQEGH6WwVAEwE3HPuuoyINP5k-5HBahqIGxd04EAIZc5R4WTG2ZMYs1jHnOQuGznEe0rI7fEzCl0qPL32rAYIhRjVI7WOGP76A8/s400/mpu141.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320659070806747890" border="0" /></a><br />This is where baby oil comes from.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-40941315892985701732009-03-20T02:49:00.003-06:002010-09-21T14:24:24.314-06:00SERIOUSLY. NOT APPROPRIATE.<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihke4frMC8L8pzHoIG07YOmWte2Zi0lLCAqmY-FojkbTQ1hF2RPRTOSmqWumrV2m3R2N9bTFZ5h8lTuDkR0LT1YWWkxmoU84yScopyVrmBsxSc2m5bUKNegoZLtffRkb3eKzBCN0CLbX4/s1600-h/006.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihke4frMC8L8pzHoIG07YOmWte2Zi0lLCAqmY-FojkbTQ1hF2RPRTOSmqWumrV2m3R2N9bTFZ5h8lTuDkR0LT1YWWkxmoU84yScopyVrmBsxSc2m5bUKNegoZLtffRkb3eKzBCN0CLbX4/s400/006.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5315189876722070386" border="0" /></a><br />This issue was addressed in a <a href="http://mobiluploads.blogspot.com/2008/11/morgue.html">previous post</a>. There is never a time when it is appropriate to sleep in public. And it's certainly not okay to fall asleep face-first into a plate of pizza. I was with loyal contributors <a href="http://www.dodgycurry.blogspot.com/">Ren</a> and CMcKee (whose photo is proudly displayed above) and we all agreed that this man was obviously dead. Even after he roused himself and lurched away, I wasn't entirely convinced he was living.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-18326408924552292072009-03-20T02:33:00.004-06:002010-09-21T14:23:45.942-06:00CAMILLE<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ7ENZW0KYcCgsQkuU37hZCvfLFubQVFXFBsiCItzgyC-zuGohkUK7L0cqppxSQOjcb3cctQoAzfuooGKhYLgo_RHoRLpPMFFARymf_uDR7jtGReb5ICtBQSkiNEzMTxtt7f3rRJpK-4Y/s1600-h/mpu142b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ7ENZW0KYcCgsQkuU37hZCvfLFubQVFXFBsiCItzgyC-zuGohkUK7L0cqppxSQOjcb3cctQoAzfuooGKhYLgo_RHoRLpPMFFARymf_uDR7jtGReb5ICtBQSkiNEzMTxtt7f3rRJpK-4Y/s400/mpu142b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5315187374058326338" border="0" /></a><br />This is just me, but if my terrifying zombie dog went missing, I wouldn't be posting signs with hopes of getting it back.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3083367077165607108.post-90582272297927528502009-03-14T23:26:00.004-06:002010-09-21T14:23:07.452-06:00HIGH FIVE<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkB2cn6PQs8qMMfrheVBlGCbz_SZeRfRKWVygm_kjW_H56T38TZtWVz9aLxSdf289lUHD_ft8fovZVT9T_D8k9ZrcWgSB6ndS2vETPWwbZ-IAMHK1SXcwL63Tqq31Mu7vGAvnrx0uMtjo/s1600-h/mpu140.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkB2cn6PQs8qMMfrheVBlGCbz_SZeRfRKWVygm_kjW_H56T38TZtWVz9aLxSdf289lUHD_ft8fovZVT9T_D8k9ZrcWgSB6ndS2vETPWwbZ-IAMHK1SXcwL63Tqq31Mu7vGAvnrx0uMtjo/s400/mpu140.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313282279405249378" border="0" /></a><br />In case it's not immediately obvious what the deal is:<br />Mattress box - check<br />5some - check<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />Thank you to <a href="http://mobiluploads.blogspot.com/2008/10/my-brother-thomas.html">my brother Thomas</a> who I hope did not buy a five-some in a box.<br /></div>Elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16200405774056922086noreply@blogger.com1