THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

Ugh. The Calgary Stampede. Everyone whores themselves out to it.
(Go to this site. I dare you.)

CAMILLE

This is just me, but if my terrifying zombie dog went missing, I wouldn't be posting signs with hopes of getting it back.

TRANQUILITY

Ah. Nothing more relaxing than a cool dip on a hot day. On sale for $119.00. I don't know who deserves credit for this one. Ren took the picture, but only because I had left my phone at home.

CRITTER CONGA

There's nothing like turning into an aisle and seeing a pride of angry cheetahs ready to rip your face off. I especially hate the disembodied ringleader on the top.

WHEELIE

As seen on a cast on a dog. Too bad it doesn't get you a better parking spot.

REWARD!!!

I don't know where to start with this one. I guess my first question is: How does a tortoise escape? It's always been my understanding that they aren't a fast creature. Other questions I would like to ask are: Why does it have a pink 'X' on it's shell; and How much is the reward? As well as: How did it get out of the yard? Please tell me it climbed the fence.

PICNIC

Now this is the hit of any picnic. About three hours before this picture was taken, I had passed a cat, with a (whole) dead mouse, in my back yard. I didn't chase it away, as I thought it might be rude, considering he was eating his dinner, and when I got back, this is what was on the picnic table.

What a nice gesture.

CLAIRE AND TOBY

There are many reasons I like this photo. The boat hanging off the side of the house, the old dog lying in the shade, and the boxer looking like he's on a trampoline.