APRIL FOOLS?

How?

NINJA, PLEASE

More from Ren. The sign really says it all. I have no comment.

REWARD!!!

I don't know where to start with this one. I guess my first question is: How does a tortoise escape? It's always been my understanding that they aren't a fast creature. Other questions I would like to ask are: Why does it have a pink 'X' on it's shell; and How much is the reward? As well as: How did it get out of the yard? Please tell me it climbed the fence.