AT LEAST THE WINGS ARE CUTE

Because life isn't hard enough for geeky little kids.

NO!

We stopped here for gas on our way to lovely Swift Current, Saskatchewan. There were in fact public washrooms (which Ren used and found wanting), there were no kids or teenagers, with or without parents.

If you look closely, you will see that somehow the proprietor managed to screw up the quotation marks (and no I don't mean by misusing them) by somehow managing to make the first one the infamous "69".

4EVRR29

And apparently forever illiterate. I don't know if you can tell from the picture, but these two are OLD.

GOOD FOR YOU

I would love to know what this kid doing in his (her?) spare time that when the teacher says, "Tell me something about yourself,", he replies with, "I can hold a live chicken."

JUST WHAT YOU ALWAYS NEEDED

In case you can't read what's on the this... thing:

Smencils - Gourmet SCENTED Pencils

This one was orange. Thanks Toys R Us.