FASHION

Keeping with the inappropriate topic, here's another submission from C McK, the Prosti-tot. First of all, those boots are unacceptable on any occasion. Oh, and also, those aren't pants, honey. They're not even shorts. They are UNDERPANTS.

SOFA KING GROSS

He looks like he posed for this. Not so. This was taken with great discretion, in order to capture the HORROR of his fingernails. Without exaggeration, they were at least five to seven millimetres long (1/8 to 1/4 of an inch, for the American fans). Sadly, he turned his hand just as I snapped the shot. And it was the end of the line so I was denied a second chance. I was so grossed out. So. Grossed. Out.

BOY READING PAPER ON TRAIN

This kid cracked me up/blew my mind on the train. Not only was he reading the paper, he was discussing it with his dad and then tore out an article, folded it neatly and put it in his pocket. And he's what? Nine? I continue to be impressed.