EUPHORIA

There's nothing like hot nuts sent anonymously through inter-office mail.

Thank you, My Cousin Sarah.

HIGH FIVE

In case it's not immediately obvious what the deal is:
Mattress box - check
5some - check

Thank you to my brother Thomas who I hope did not buy a five-some in a box.

BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

This is Snoopy on a pair of boxers. Or is it...?

Thanks C McK.

HAND JOB

Oh, you want a manicure? Just have a seat here in my penis-hand chair and I'll get right to you.

TASTY

Quality Cock Soup since 1922. Thanks CMcK.

BEEN THERE. DONE THAT. GOT THE T-SHIRT.

Runner-up to the most inappropriate sign ever. I don't think it should get the tiara because it's not catering to children.

However, there is this:

If you're extra nice to the ever delightful Ren , he might take you down to Liquor Box. And believe me, he knows the way.

LICK IT

Winner of the most inappropriate sign ever.

MORGUE

I feel like sleeping in public is dangerous, be it on the train, in a restaurant, or at the mall, as pictured here. It's especially dangerous to sleep in public if you look like a corpse. And what about the second guy? He was walking by, saw a man passed out on a chair, and thought, "You know what, that's an excellent idea."

SUCKA

Look closely. That guy is DEFINITELY sucking his thumb.

CHICKA CHICKA WHAT?!?

Ah. Christmas candies. 'Tis the season ... Wait. What's going on with Santa and that reindeer?

Let's look at this from a different angle:

Yep. Santa is definitely giving it to that reindeer. How festive.

WHEN WORDS FAIL YOU

This is the Caroline Limo. Remember the free chair? Same house (it's actually in the background if you look carefully). I'm not sure if it qualifies as irony, but this is directly across the street from the elementary/middle/high school. Too bad there's no spell check for real life.

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

Once again, a submission from C McK. She claims this was made by a five year old and it's a Santa hat. That's clearly what it is.

PS - Santa, if you're reading this, I'd like your hat for Christmas please.

WRONG

Nothing makes me want to buy and eat strawberries more than a picture of them snogging in the grocery store. I mean please. There are children present.

FASHION

Keeping with the inappropriate topic, here's another submission from C McK, the Prosti-tot. First of all, those boots are unacceptable on any occasion. Oh, and also, those aren't pants, honey. They're not even shorts. They are UNDERPANTS.

INAPPROPRIATE

For $15, you can go to the Canada Olympic Park ScreamFest and not be scared out of your mind. You may, however, see some of the most child-unfriendly images you will ever see at a child-friendly event. Evidenced here, we have the spooktacular Terror Under The Big Top. And what's that on the side? Let's take a closer look:

Yes, I see. Dr Frankenstein's lesbian creations. In eye-popping 3D. They weren't in there, by the way. The killer clowns on the other hand, were in there. In eye-popping 3D. And they were terrifying.