A POSTCARD OF RED DEER

Quiet street in Red Deer complete with shoes in the power line. Good Times.

SECRET GARDEN

What do you do with an old truck you no longer drive? Park in on the street and plant a garden in the back. Best idea ever.

SPOT THE STAIN

You may wonder why this photograph is on here. Looks like an innocent Jiu-Jitsu tourney. Let me give you a hint:

Liquid diet for two weeks to make weight + half white shorts = grave embarrassment

REALLY?

Why yes, I am wearing a Hillary Duff t-shirt. Thanks for noticing.

A REAL STIFFY (SORRY)

It was already like this. I only took the picture.

THE SADDEST THING IN THE WORLD

Having a book signing and nobody comes. I went and checked it out. No wonder no one was there. It was crap.

WHY I LOVE BUMS

I walked almost two blocks out of my way to catch a photo of this guy. I spotted him while waiting for a a light to change, and when I got to the other side of the street, I stopped and pretended to rummage through my purse until he went by, and then the stalking began. I'm sure by now you're questioning why I would follow a bum for blocks. Look closely at the picture, the white thing that resembles a go mug is actually a skull of an unidentified animal. And it was wearing a collar. That's why I would follow a bum for blocks. After I took this, I had to run back to work. In high heels.

BOY READING PAPER ON TRAIN

This kid cracked me up/blew my mind on the train. Not only was he reading the paper, he was discussing it with his dad and then tore out an article, folded it neatly and put it in his pocket. And he's what? Nine? I continue to be impressed.

STRUNG OUT

The problem with camera phones is they tend to miss some of the beauty of the actual subject. At first glance, this is a picture of a couple of sketchy characters outside the Chocolate Bar on 17th ave, but upon closer inspection, you will see that the man in white has the ass torn out of his jeans. And if you had seen him live, you would be led to believe, as all the other viewers of this photograph, that he had lost the seat of his pants in some kind of sex-for-drugs exchange. Especially if you had seen him twitch across the street.

TEA PARTY

This little creep show is probably the best nine dollars I have ever spent. If you look at it too long, you get the feeling that it's onto you. It knows what you're thinking. And it approves.