STONE COLD TERROR

Sticking with the creepy Halloween theme, here we have a submission from my bestie, Mr Turdus Migratorus himself. Where he found this, I do not know. But I'm glad he did. I don't know which one is worse, the old perverted winking one or the little sleeping one. I think the sleeping one, because you know he's faking and as soon as you turn away, he opens an eye and looks at you. This is an untold terror.

AMERICAN DREAM

Also in time for Halloween, the costume that defines a nation. What parent doesn't want their daughter to don this costume and strut around the neighbourhood? This makes Uncle Sam Proud.

Thank you to CMcK for this one as well.

TINY PICTURE, HUGE ATTITUDE

This appears to be some kind of gangster witch. Not sure what colours she wears.

Many thanks to CMcK for this.

BUT DOES IT COME WITH A PAPER HAMBURGER?

It's what you're afraid it is. The Hoff, paper doll style. Note the hairy chest. I can send the template to anyone who requests it, and you, too, can own The Hoff. (Yes this was at my desk.)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

What do we have here? Submitted by my #1 fan. I have no idea what the story is, but I ♥ it. Thanks, C McK!!

SOFA KING GROSS

He looks like he posed for this. Not so. This was taken with great discretion, in order to capture the HORROR of his fingernails. Without exaggeration, they were at least five to seven millimetres long (1/8 to 1/4 of an inch, for the American fans). Sadly, he turned his hand just as I snapped the shot. And it was the end of the line so I was denied a second chance. I was so grossed out. So. Grossed. Out.

PARKING LOT-TERY

Where else but at Wal Mart can you find a station wagon filled with shopping bags and plywood?

A POSTCARD OF RED DEER

Quiet street in Red Deer complete with shoes in the power line. Good Times.

SECRET GARDEN

What do you do with an old truck you no longer drive? Park in on the street and plant a garden in the back. Best idea ever.

SPOT THE STAIN

You may wonder why this photograph is on here. Looks like an innocent Jiu-Jitsu tourney. Let me give you a hint:

Liquid diet for two weeks to make weight + half white shorts = grave embarrassment