WORST DIET EVER

What you can see: Exercise equipment in a store front.
What you cannot see: The wording on the sign above - "Zack's Pizza Parlor".

*I almost want to break down and add the picture I took with my real camera. In order to protect the integrity of the "camera phone photos only" rule, visit this link.

WULFRENICE

What could be more terrifying than the package of a chocolate "Magic Elf"?



How about what's inside the package. A warty elf thing smiling creepily at you. I almost couldn't eat it from terror. Almost. But it was chocolate.

DESPERATION

Yes. I'm sure there is nothing more delicious than lobster in Saskatchewan.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!

What mother wouldn't be overjoyed by the thought of a piglet on a spit for Mother's Day?

I bet Mother Mck was very appreciative. Thanks, C McK!

EW

They probably only needed one sign or the other.

EUPHORIA

There's nothing like hot nuts sent anonymously through inter-office mail.

Thank you, My Cousin Sarah.

THE BLUE MENU OF LIES

Sign says, "Temporarily out of stock"

Survey says, "Definitely in stock"
A big thanks to My Cousin Sarah for exposing the lies of SuperStore.

MMMMMM... ALL NATURAL

There's no better feeling than going to someone's house and finding this in the sink. Looks like someone's been taking a page out of the Natural Harvest cookbook.

(Turns out, it was mayonnaise)

BITE ME

Call me crazy, but I think 69¢ for a pre-bitten Creepy Santa chocolate pop is a little overpriced.

After I pointed it out to the cashier, she said thanks and left it there. I really hope someone bought it.

WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY SAY?

Thanks Ben.

TASTY

Quality Cock Soup since 1922. Thanks CMcK.

LICK IT

Winner of the most inappropriate sign ever.

BOXCAR DELIGHTS

Hobo Beans: the maple flavoured jelly bean. Why anyone would think hobos taste like maple is beyond me.

Here they are in the display box. Notice that there are some missing. And what do we have under the display box?

Why, it's Bacon Beans, the bacon flavoured jelly bean.

And just to be sassy, there's also Bacon Gumballs. My favorite, if you look carefully, is the strip of bacon blowing a cannibalistic bubble.

FOR BRUTALLY BAD BREATH

Your eyes do not deceive you. That is Josef Stalin hawking mints. Commie mints. I imagine this is the kind of thing he had in mind when he set his sights on world domination. Ensuring fresh breath to all of human kind.

RIPE

"Bananas can't go Beside Apples. They Will brown too fast"

Someone put the bananas too close to the apples. A special thanks to my charming friend, Ren.

WRONG

Nothing makes me want to buy and eat strawberries more than a picture of them snogging in the grocery store. I mean please. There are children present.

EAT IT, I DARE YOU

Only in Montana can you buy an entire yard of beef. I'm keeping my eyes open for the Alberta equivalent, the Metre-O-Meat. Thanks again, C McK.