HOT?

On sale at a children's store. Holiday songs and carols sung by a very creepy bird lady. I don't like it. Not one bit.

WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

Ahhhh, Christmas is over. That means it's time to pack up all your decorations for the year. All of them. Even the table runner you're using as a shall. I don't care how much you liked it. Put it away.

NIGHTMARE ON HERDER DRIVE

This is an assault on the senses. And on general human decency. Apparently the Griswalds live on my dad's street.

STRAIGHT PIMPIN'

I don't know what you heard about me but I'm a mother-fuc*ing P. I. M. P.

Thanks CMcKee.

A LITTLE LATE

Here's another gem from the ever fab Ben. "Our debit machine is broken. Sorry we waited until you were already trapped in the drive-thru line to tell you. Marry Xmas"

BAH HUMBUG

Pardon me while I vomit. Thanks for this Pam, are you sure that's not your car?

BITE ME

Call me crazy, but I think 69¢ for a pre-bitten Creepy Santa chocolate pop is a little overpriced.

After I pointed it out to the cashier, she said thanks and left it there. I really hope someone bought it.

HE'S BACK

The first spotting of Santa after nearly a year of seclusion at the North Pole.

Brace yourselves. Christmas is upon us.

Thanks to CMcK for her candid shots of Santa at Starbucks.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Please explain to me how this :

or this:

has ANYTHING to do with Christmas. Too me, this is more of a Halloween/Horror show sort of thing. Those "elves" are CREEPY.

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

Once again, a submission from C McK. She claims this was made by a five year old and it's a Santa hat. That's clearly what it is.

PS - Santa, if you're reading this, I'd like your hat for Christmas please.