WHY I LOVE BUMS

I walked almost two blocks out of my way to catch a photo of this guy. I spotted him while waiting for a a light to change, and when I got to the other side of the street, I stopped and pretended to rummage through my purse until he went by, and then the stalking began. I'm sure by now you're questioning why I would follow a bum for blocks. Look closely at the picture, the white thing that resembles a go mug is actually a skull of an unidentified animal. And it was wearing a collar. That's why I would follow a bum for blocks. After I took this, I had to run back to work. In high heels.