A SLOW WEEK

There is something about me that you may not know. Dolls creep the living eff out of me. I hate them. So I am giving to you, constant readers, an album of terror.
Behold the Dollies.

This one I hate because of it's troll-like face and camel toe.

I don't know what this one is doing. Yoga or listening through the box. Either one is creepy.

I hate it.

I hate this one more.

Congratulations. It's twins. Run for your life.

This one is the absolute worst. I hate it so much.

This one is disturbing. Look mommy, I'm doing it doggy-style.

If you're thinking to yourself, "Geez, they're just dolls. What's the big deal?"
Here's the big deal. Head on over to this nightmare and be sure to check out all the albums. Want one of your own? Click here.

STUCK ON YOU

This is a sign in a hospital. The hospital I had the distinct pleasure of walking out of alive, despite the odds. I like the warning right under it to cover your mouth whilst coughing or sneezing. I'm assuming this is what happens if you don't.

THE BLUE MENU OF LIES

Sign says, "Temporarily out of stock"

Survey says, "Definitely in stock"
A big thanks to My Cousin Sarah for exposing the lies of SuperStore.

SAVE YOUR SPOT

You're lucky it was that close at a paintball/laser tag establishment.