Friday, April 17, 2009

4EVRR29


And apparently forever illiterate. I don't know if you can tell from the picture, but these two are OLD.

FREE STUFF



Wow. A free washing machine. That's not going last long,

Saturday, April 11, 2009

BIG NEWS!!!!!!


Yes, friends, as of tonight, I am engaged. Sorry it's not strikingly out of the ordinary, but it's too exciting not to share.

Friday, April 3, 2009

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY...


...You will die. At least they left the instructions behind.

APRIL FOOLS?


How?

EW



They probably only needed one sign or the other.

EUPHORIA


There's nothing like hot nuts sent anonymously through inter-office mail.

Thank you, My Cousin Sarah.

BABY PRESS


This is where baby oil comes from.