HELLO AGAIN/GOODBYE

Hi. Remember me?

I used to post pictures here. Well, I'm back. Sort of. Mobile Uploads has a new address.

Why don't you all join me over at Mobileuploadsblog.com and we'll have us some laughs?

THE BIG DAY!!!!

The big day has come and gone. We're back from out honeymoon, and I have a thoussand pictures that I was too busy to post before.

Mobile Uploads is back in business!

SO... CAN I GET MY BALL?

Found on the boundary of the Sundre golf course. From my personal experience with the town of Sundre, I'm guessing trespassers are shot on sight.

Thank you to Ren for losing his ball in the field.

WORST DIET EVER

What you can see: Exercise equipment in a store front.
What you cannot see: The wording on the sign above - "Zack's Pizza Parlor".

*I almost want to break down and add the picture I took with my real camera. In order to protect the integrity of the "camera phone photos only" rule, visit this link.

THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

Ugh. The Calgary Stampede. Everyone whores themselves out to it.
(Go to this site. I dare you.)

AT LEAST THE WINGS ARE CUTE

Because life isn't hard enough for geeky little kids.

NEW DRIVER

Thanks for telling us, but really, we'd prefer if you didn't block half your rear window with the announcement. I know you're new and all, but you do need to SEE out of it.

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I have found several untold terrors (like the winky cup) at the Curious Cat Antique Mall, but this, THIS is just beyond comprehension. I hate it.

HOW'S MY DRIVING?

Probably pretty terrible if you have scratched off the phone number one would call to report you.

WULFRENICE

What could be more terrifying than the package of a chocolate "Magic Elf"?



How about what's inside the package. A warty elf thing smiling creepily at you. I almost couldn't eat it from terror. Almost. But it was chocolate.

DESPERATION

Yes. I'm sure there is nothing more delicious than lobster in Saskatchewan.

NO!

We stopped here for gas on our way to lovely Swift Current, Saskatchewan. There were in fact public washrooms (which Ren used and found wanting), there were no kids or teenagers, with or without parents.

If you look closely, you will see that somehow the proprietor managed to screw up the quotation marks (and no I don't mean by misusing them) by somehow managing to make the first one the infamous "69".

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!

What mother wouldn't be overjoyed by the thought of a piglet on a spit for Mother's Day?

I bet Mother Mck was very appreciative. Thanks, C McK!

DANGER DUE TO: FAB - U - LOUS

This is my first reader submitted photo to come to me. Well, from a reader that I don't know. Thank you Anonymous Submitter, who ever you are.

Men working doesn't really seem like a reason for danger, but GAY men working, well, that's a different story. I picture Miss J, Nolé Marin, and Jay Manuel wearing hard hats directing everyone to be FIERCE.

4EVRR29

And apparently forever illiterate. I don't know if you can tell from the picture, but these two are OLD.

FREE STUFF

Wow. A free washing machine. That's not going last long,

BIG NEWS!!!!!!

Yes, friends, as of tonight, I am engaged. Sorry it's not strikingly out of the ordinary, but it's too exciting not to share.

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY...

...You will die. At least they left the instructions behind.

APRIL FOOLS?

How?

EW

They probably only needed one sign or the other.