SERIOUSLY. NOT APPROPRIATE.

This issue was addressed in a previous post. There is never a time when it is appropriate to sleep in public. And it's certainly not okay to fall asleep face-first into a plate of pizza. I was with loyal contributors Ren and CMcKee (whose photo is proudly displayed above) and we all agreed that this man was obviously dead. Even after he roused himself and lurched away, I wasn't entirely convinced he was living.

CAMILLE

This is just me, but if my terrifying zombie dog went missing, I wouldn't be posting signs with hopes of getting it back.

HIGH FIVE

In case it's not immediately obvious what the deal is:
Mattress box - check
5some - check

Thank you to my brother Thomas who I hope did not buy a five-some in a box.

HOW DO YOU SPELL SPECIAL?

S-P-E-C-I-A-L
(Said in a very sarcastic voice.)
(PS - I've been waiting for this for SO long, Craymore...)

Thanks again to My Cousin Sarah.

COLOUR BLIND

How can I write something about this without seeming like a racist? All I know is negro is not pink.