NEW DRIVER

Thanks for telling us, but really, we'd prefer if you didn't block half your rear window with the announcement. I know you're new and all, but you do need to SEE out of it.

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I have found several untold terrors (like the winky cup) at the Curious Cat Antique Mall, but this, THIS is just beyond comprehension. I hate it.

HOW'S MY DRIVING?

Probably pretty terrible if you have scratched off the phone number one would call to report you.

WULFRENICE

What could be more terrifying than the package of a chocolate "Magic Elf"?



How about what's inside the package. A warty elf thing smiling creepily at you. I almost couldn't eat it from terror. Almost. But it was chocolate.

DESPERATION

Yes. I'm sure there is nothing more delicious than lobster in Saskatchewan.

NO!

We stopped here for gas on our way to lovely Swift Current, Saskatchewan. There were in fact public washrooms (which Ren used and found wanting), there were no kids or teenagers, with or without parents.

If you look closely, you will see that somehow the proprietor managed to screw up the quotation marks (and no I don't mean by misusing them) by somehow managing to make the first one the infamous "69".

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!

What mother wouldn't be overjoyed by the thought of a piglet on a spit for Mother's Day?

I bet Mother Mck was very appreciative. Thanks, C McK!

DANGER DUE TO: FAB - U - LOUS

This is my first reader submitted photo to come to me. Well, from a reader that I don't know. Thank you Anonymous Submitter, who ever you are.

Men working doesn't really seem like a reason for danger, but GAY men working, well, that's a different story. I picture Miss J, Nolé Marin, and Jay Manuel wearing hard hats directing everyone to be FIERCE.