HE'S BACK

The first spotting of Santa after nearly a year of seclusion at the North Pole.

Brace yourselves. Christmas is upon us.

Thanks to CMcK for her candid shots of Santa at Starbucks.

WHEELIE

As seen on a cast on a dog. Too bad it doesn't get you a better parking spot.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Please explain to me how this :

or this:

has ANYTHING to do with Christmas. Too me, this is more of a Halloween/Horror show sort of thing. Those "elves" are CREEPY.

BEEN THERE. DONE THAT. GOT THE T-SHIRT.

Runner-up to the most inappropriate sign ever. I don't think it should get the tiara because it's not catering to children.

However, there is this:

If you're extra nice to the ever delightful Ren , he might take you down to Liquor Box. And believe me, he knows the way.

LICK IT

Winner of the most inappropriate sign ever.

MORGUE

I feel like sleeping in public is dangerous, be it on the train, in a restaurant, or at the mall, as pictured here. It's especially dangerous to sleep in public if you look like a corpse. And what about the second guy? He was walking by, saw a man passed out on a chair, and thought, "You know what, that's an excellent idea."

UMMMM...

Here's something you don't see every day...

SUCKA

Look closely. That guy is DEFINITELY sucking his thumb.

LIFE LESSONS

Hula-hoop lessons. Not even kidding.

A swivel of the hips and a thank you to Pam.

A WINNING COMBINATION

Beer, bullets and chainsaws. A killer idea. From the always lovely Cray.