I would love to know what this kid doing in his (her?) spare time that when the teacher says, "Tell me something about yourself,", he replies with, "I can hold a live chicken."
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- Elizabeth
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I think I've seen this kid's work before. Does he write for The Simpsons?
"My cat's breath smells like cat food"
"When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
"Even my boogers are spicy!"
"This snowflake tastes like fish sticks."
"Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky."
Ralph Wiggum
Sometime I wish I could hold a chicken ... but I'm terribly afraid that it will make inhuman screeching sounds and utilize its deadly talons to claw out my precious eyes.
Oh yeah? I can eat an entire large bag of Cadbury's mini eggs in one hour! Beat that, kid!
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