CHICKA CHICKA WHAT?!?

Ah. Christmas candies. 'Tis the season ... Wait. What's going on with Santa and that reindeer?

Let's look at this from a different angle:

Yep. Santa is definitely giving it to that reindeer. How festive.

LET THE SIDEWALK BE YOUR GALLERY

Art? I don't think so. Nice try, though.

WHEN WORDS FAIL YOU

This is the Caroline Limo. Remember the free chair? Same house (it's actually in the background if you look carefully). I'm not sure if it qualifies as irony, but this is directly across the street from the elementary/middle/high school. Too bad there's no spell check for real life.

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

Once again, a submission from C McK. She claims this was made by a five year old and it's a Santa hat. That's clearly what it is.

PS - Santa, if you're reading this, I'd like your hat for Christmas please.

REWARD!!!

I don't know where to start with this one. I guess my first question is: How does a tortoise escape? It's always been my understanding that they aren't a fast creature. Other questions I would like to ask are: Why does it have a pink 'X' on it's shell; and How much is the reward? As well as: How did it get out of the yard? Please tell me it climbed the fence.

REALLY REALLY

Here's another view of Hillary Duff's most inappropriate fan. I had to post it due to the hilarious eye that conveys how we all feel about that shirt on that guy.

WRONG

Nothing makes me want to buy and eat strawberries more than a picture of them snogging in the grocery store. I mean please. There are children present.

EAT IT, I DARE YOU

Only in Montana can you buy an entire yard of beef. I'm keeping my eyes open for the Alberta equivalent, the Metre-O-Meat. Thanks again, C McK.

FASHION

Keeping with the inappropriate topic, here's another submission from C McK, the Prosti-tot. First of all, those boots are unacceptable on any occasion. Oh, and also, those aren't pants, honey. They're not even shorts. They are UNDERPANTS.

INAPPROPRIATE

For $15, you can go to the Canada Olympic Park ScreamFest and not be scared out of your mind. You may, however, see some of the most child-unfriendly images you will ever see at a child-friendly event. Evidenced here, we have the spooktacular Terror Under The Big Top. And what's that on the side? Let's take a closer look:

Yes, I see. Dr Frankenstein's lesbian creations. In eye-popping 3D. They weren't in there, by the way. The killer clowns on the other hand, were in there. In eye-popping 3D. And they were terrifying.