BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

This is Snoopy on a pair of boxers. Or is it...?

Thanks C McK.

GOOD FOR YOU

I would love to know what this kid doing in his (her?) spare time that when the teacher says, "Tell me something about yourself,", he replies with, "I can hold a live chicken."

HOT?

On sale at a children's store. Holiday songs and carols sung by a very creepy bird lady. I don't like it. Not one bit.

TRANQUILITY

Ah. Nothing more relaxing than a cool dip on a hot day. On sale for $119.00. I don't know who deserves credit for this one. Ren took the picture, but only because I had left my phone at home.

WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

Ahhhh, Christmas is over. That means it's time to pack up all your decorations for the year. All of them. Even the table runner you're using as a shall. I don't care how much you liked it. Put it away.

SIGN, SIGN, EVERYWHERE A SIGN

The picture is not very clear, but the sign does say "Marrissa's P/U and Del" among other things. I realise that it more than likely means "pick up" but when you have a restaurant that doesn't specify what you specialize in and the sign says PU, chances are, business is slow.

And on the topic of "business is slow", if you have a barber shop and the sign says "specialized in flat tops", chances are, you too, are not going to make it through the recession.

MMMMMM... ALL NATURAL

There's no better feeling than going to someone's house and finding this in the sink. Looks like someone's been taking a page out of the Natural Harvest cookbook.

(Turns out, it was mayonnaise)

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Yes. It says "Greatwall's Premiun"
Also, "Product of China"
Still unopened on the wine rack.

OPTIMISM

This is winter in Canada. Note the plume of exhaust coming from the back of this car. The guy attempted to drive out of that mess. I watched him. I pulled over to watch it.



The snow won.

NIGHTMARE ON HERDER DRIVE

This is an assault on the senses. And on general human decency. Apparently the Griswalds live on my dad's street.

STRAIGHT PIMPIN'

I don't know what you heard about me but I'm a mother-fuc*ing P. I. M. P.

Thanks CMcKee.

A LITTLE LATE

Here's another gem from the ever fab Ben. "Our debit machine is broken. Sorry we waited until you were already trapped in the drive-thru line to tell you. Marry Xmas"